Covfefe, Diet Coke, sharks, taco bowls and windmills. Real tweets that sound made up, each with the date and a link to the original.

@realDonaldTrump · Oct 2, 2012
Big cancer risk from new "environmental" light bulbs"--a big price to pay!
About the energy-saving fluorescent bulbs that were replacing old incandescent bulbs at the time.
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@realDonaldTrump · Oct 14, 2012
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
The first of several Diet Coke tweets he posted over about a week in October 2012.
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@realDonaldTrump · Oct 16, 2012
Diet Coke tweet had a monster response--dammit, I wish the stuff worked.
A follow-up posted two days after his "thin person" Diet Coke tweet.
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@realDonaldTrump · Nov 6, 2012
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
Posted on Election Day 2012. It is real, but he later said the tweet was a joke, and in a 2016 presidential debate he denied having said it.
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@realDonaldTrump · Jul 4, 2013
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.
Posted on the Fourth of July, 2013. He followed it up two minutes later.
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@realDonaldTrump · Jul 4, 2013
Sharks are last on my list - other than perhaps the losers and haters of the World!
The follow-up to his "not a fan of sharks" tweet, posted two minutes later.
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@realDonaldTrump · Sep 9, 2014
Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.
He was a longtime critic of wind turbines, including a wind farm planned near his golf course in Scotland.
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@realDonaldTrump · Oct 19, 2015
It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!
One of many tweets over the years joking about global warming during cold weather.
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@realDonaldTrump · Feb 7, 2016
So far the Super Bowl is very boring - not nearly as exciting as politics - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Posted during Super Bowl 50, in the middle of the 2016 primary season.
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@realDonaldTrump · May 5, 2016
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
Posted on Cinco de Mayo 2016 with a photo of him eating a taco bowl at his desk in Trump Tower.
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@realDonaldTrump · Sep 30, 2016
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
Posted the afternoon after a series of pre-dawn tweets about former Miss Universe Alicia Machado.
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@realDonaldTrump · May 31, 2017
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Posted just after midnight, apparently cut off mid-sentence. It was deleted about six hours later, and "covfefe" became one of the most famous typos on the internet.
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@realDonaldTrump · May 31, 2017
Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
His follow-up the morning after the original "covfefe" tweet, which he had deleted.
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@realDonaldTrump · Nov 3, 2017
My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.
Posted the day after a departing Twitter employee briefly deactivated his account in November 2017.
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@realDonaldTrump · Nov 11, 2017
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
Posted during his trip to Asia in November 2017, after North Korea's state media called him an old lunatic. The two leaders later met three times.
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@realDonaldTrump · Jan 2, 2018
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
A reply to Kim Jong Un's New Year's Day speech, in which the North Korean leader said a nuclear button was on his desk. Five months later the two met in Singapore.
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@realDonaldTrump · Jan 6, 2018
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
The last of three tweets posted on the morning of January 6, 2018, after the book Fire and Fury raised questions about his fitness for office. The two tweets before it said the Fake News Media was "screaming mental stability and intelligence" and that his two greatest assets were "mental stability and being, like, really smart." He kept calling himself a very stable genius for years.
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@realDonaldTrump · Feb 18, 2018
I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said “it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.” The Russian “hoax” was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - it never did!
He was quoting his own line from the first 2016 presidential debate.
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@realDonaldTrump · Dec 10, 2018
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
Posted days after federal prosecutors filed sentencing papers for his former lawyer Michael Cohen. He had quoted the same misspelling in August 2018, and "smocking gun" became a running joke online.
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@realDonaldTrump · Jan 15, 2019
Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
Posted the morning after he hosted the Clemson Tigers, the college football champions, at the White House during the January 2019 government shutdown and served them fast food. The tweet was deleted and reposted with "hamburgers" spelled correctly, but not before Burger King replied that it was all out of hamberders.
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