Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 27, 2011
People ask me every day to pose for pictures but the camera never works the first time--they are never prepared or maybe just very nervous!
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@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 10, 2012
The $25 Billion settlement with the banks on mortgages will slow the housing market down even more and create higher user fees. Stupid!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 2, 2012
Big cancer risk from new "environmental" light bulbs"--a big price to pay!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 30, 2012
The water damage to NYC is amazing. The winds were bad but the water was worse.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Nov 7, 2012
The voting booth process was a total disaster—it could and should be much better and more efficient—tremendous room for error!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 29, 2013
Two years ago I told everybody to start looking & buying houses—I hope you listened! (but there is still time).
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 27, 2013
Ashley Judd has just thanked Karl Rove for all the attention he has given her—unreal!—how stupid can we get?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Mar 10, 2013
Trace delivers check to hospital in NYC: American Red Cross must be grateful to Trace and his team for their tremendous work.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Mar 15, 2013
I agreed to take the worst spot at CPAC because nobody else wanted it and it was the only time I could be there - it was great fun!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 17, 2013
Our very stupidly run Country better stop being so "politically correct" or we won't have a Country to run anymore!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 27, 2013
I like John McCain but we have to start rebuilding the United States instead of countries who hate us and want us to fail - be smart!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 4, 2013
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 4, 2013
Sharks are last on my list - other than perhaps the losers and haters of the World!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 18, 2013
Re-build the United.States not places that hate our country and everything we stand for!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 30, 2013
I hope everyone read the brilliant article in American Spectator about leightweight A.G. Eric Schneiderman. He should be run out of office!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Sep 17, 2013
The Costa Concordia shipwreck is a MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY but the uprighting of the ship is a MONUMENT TO GENIUS!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 17, 2013
What a great day it was yesterday showing the public Trump Links at Ferry Point. I took over a disaster and made it GREAT! Good job to all!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 27, 2013
Good night everyone - sleep well and tomorrow have many victories!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Nov 11, 2013
WE WILL ONLY BE THE LAND OF THE FREE AS LONG AS WE ARE HOME OF THE BRAVE!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 8, 2013
P.S. - There is also something really good to say about humility. Being confident and humble is a great combination, maybe the best of all!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 24, 2013
SOMETIMES YOUR BEST INVESTMENTS ARE THE ONES YOU DON'T MAKE!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 24, 2013
ALWAYS TRY TO LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLES MISTAKES, NOT YOUR OWN - IT IS MUCH CHEAPER THAT WAY!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 31, 2013
When it comes to money, finance and even life, PROTECT THE DOWNSIDE AND THE UPSIDE WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 11, 2014
In politics, and sometimes in life, FRIENDS COME AND GO, BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 16, 2014
I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 26, 2014
Do you really believe our once great country can continue to survive with incompetent leadership. The answer is no and we better move fast!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Apr 29, 2014
A TRULY GREAT CHAMPION WILL SELDOM FAIL AND ALWAYS COME BACK. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF GREATNESS!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 22, 2014
I have been watching and loving the United States for many years and have NEVER seen it look weaker or less effective!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jun 10, 2014
Eric Cantor's concession speech was ridiculous - acted like nothing had just happened. WE NEED REAL LEADERS!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Sep 29, 2014
I thought I was being nice to somebody re their parents. I guess this teaches you not to be nice or trusting. Sad!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 10, 2015
I have long stated that Brian Williams was not a very smart guy - all you have to do is look at his past. Now he has proven me correct!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 5, 2015
Our country must get very strong and very tough - and fast, before it is too late. We have zero leadership and never WIN! We want victory.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 23, 2015
Think BIG! You are going to be thinking anyway, so you might as well think BIG!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 29, 2015
Wow, the economy is really bad! GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT down 0.7% in 1st. quarter - and getting worse. I TOLD YOU SO! Only I can fix.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 29, 2015
Trump Will Make America GREAT!!!! #ChangeTheWorldIn5Words
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 8, 2015
So many "politically correct" fools in our country. We have to all get back to work and stop wasting time and energy on nonsense!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 31, 2015
For those that don’t think a wall (fence) works, why don’t they suggest taking down the fence around the White House? Foolish people!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 5, 2015
Political strategist Stuart Stevens,who led Romney down the tubes in what should have been an easy victory,has terrible political instincts!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Nov 14, 2015
We need much tougher, much smarter leadership - and we need it NOW!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Nov 21, 2015
We're stuck with the worst mayor in the United States. Too bad, but New York City will survive!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 28, 2015
Many of the great jobs that the people of our country want are long gone, shipped to other countries. We now are part time, sad! I WILL FIX!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 12, 2016
The State Of The Union speech was one of the most boring, rambling and non-substantive I have heard in a long time. New leadership fast!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · May 29, 2016
Heading to D.C. to see and hear ROLLING THUNDER. Amazing people that LOVE OUR COUNTRY. Great spirit!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 27, 2016
The Democratic Convention has paid ZERO respect to the great police and law enforcement professionals of our country. No recognition - SAD!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 21, 2016
I met some really great Air Force GENERALS and Navy ADMIRALS today, talking about airplane capability and pricing. Very impressive people!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 19, 2017
It all begins today! I will see you at 11:00 A.M. for the swearing-in. THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES - THE WORK BEGINS!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 24, 2017
The only problem I have with Mitch McConnell is that, after hearing Repeal & Replace for 7 years, he failed!That should NEVER have happened!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Sep 20, 2017
Looking forward to Friday night in the Great State of Alabama. I am supporting "Big" Luther Strange because he was so loyal & helpful to me!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Oct 7, 2017
Leaving the White House for the Great State of North Carolina. Big progress being made on many fronts!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Dec 29, 2017
Why is the United States Post Office, which is losing many billions of dollars a year, while charging Amazon and others so little to deliver their packages, making Amazon richer and the Post Office dumber and poorer? Should be charging MUCH MORE!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jan 6, 2018
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 18, 2018
I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said “it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.” The Russian “hoax” was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - it never did!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Mar 18, 2018
Spent very little time with Andrew McCabe, but he never took notes when he was with me. I don’t believe he made memos except to help his own agenda, probably at a later date. Same with lying James Comey. Can we call them Fake Memos?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Jul 24, 2018
Our Country is doing GREAT. Best financial numbers on the Planet. Great to have USA WINNING AGAIN!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Sep 5, 2018
Almost everyone agrees that my Administration has done more in less than two years than any other Administration in the history of our Country. I’m tough as hell on people & if I weren’t, nothing would get done. Also, I question everybody & everything-which is why I got elected!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 7, 2019
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 18, 2019
Juan Williams at @FoxNews is so pathetic, and yet when he met me in the Fox Building lobby, he couldn’t have been nicer as he asked me to take a picture of him and me for his family. Yet he is always nasty and wrong!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Aug 31, 2019
Being scolded by failed former “Intelligence” officials, like James Clapper, on my condolences to Iran on their failed Rocket launch. Sadly for the United States, guys like him, Comey, and the even dumber John Brennan, don’t have a clue. They really set our Country back,....
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Twitter · Feb 8, 2020
...But, just like the people of West Virginia will no longer look at weak & pathetic Joe Manchin the same (I got the Pension Bill approved, Manchin couldn’t do it), the wonderful people of Utah will never look at “grandstander” Mitt Romney with anything but contempt & disgust!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 16, 2025
Somebody please explain to kooky Tucker Carlson that,” IRAN CAN NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!”
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 17, 2025
We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran. Iran had good sky trackers and other defensive equipment, and plenty of it, but it doesn’t compare to American made, conceived, and manufactured “stuff.” Nobody does it better than the good ol’ USA.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 19, 2025
Congratulations to Mya Lesnar on the WIN — Great Genetics!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 19, 2025
Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don’t want it either! Soon we’ll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 22, 2025
It’s not politically correct to use the term, “Regime Change,” but if the current Iranian Regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn’t there be a Regime change??? MIGA!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 23, 2025
To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 24, 2025
ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 29, 2025
Thom Tillis has hurt the great people of North Carolina. Even on the catastrophic flooding, nothing was done to help until I took office. Then a MIRACLE took place! Tillis is a talker and complainer, NOT A DOER! He’s even worse than Rand “Fauci” Paul!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jun 30, 2025
Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jul 25, 2025
Australia to take U.S. BEEF for first time. A very BIG market. I hope our GREAT FARMERS ARE HAPPY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Jul 31, 2025
OAN is making a huge comeback, with millions of new viewers. Congratulations to OAN and all of those who worked so hard to get you there!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 6, 2025
IT’S MIDNIGHT!!! BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TARIFFS ARE NOW FLOWING INTO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 7, 2025
The CEO of INTEL is highly CONFLICTED and must resign, immediately. There is no other solution to this problem. Thank you for your attention to this problem!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 7, 2025
The beautiful Executive Office Building, opposite the White House, as it would have looked in white stone but, nevertheless, is still beautiful in its original grey stone. What a great beauty it is!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 7, 2025
Winning the Senior Club Championship, and the Super Senior Club Championship, last weekend at Bedminster — But my heart wasn’t into it, my heart is only for the U.S.A.!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 11, 2025
LIBERATION DAY IN D.C. WE ARE TAKING OUR CAPITAL BACK!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 11, 2025
Gold will not be Tariffed!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 17, 2025
Do the great American Flags I put up in front of both entrances of the White House look FANTASTIC, or what??? WOW, what a difference!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 19, 2025
Could somebody please inform Jerome “Too Late” Powell that he is hurting the Housing Industry, very badly? People can’t get a Mortgage because of him. There is no Inflation, and every sign is pointing to a major Rate Cut. “Too Late” is a disaster!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 21, 2025
Gavin Newscum is way down in the polls. He is viewed as the man who is destroying the once Great State of California. I will save California!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 21, 2025
The Great State of Missouri is now IN. I’m not surprised. It is a great State with fabulous people. I won it, all 3 times, in a landslide. We’re going to win the Midterms in Missouri again, bigger and better than ever before!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 23, 2025
Keegan Bradley should DEFINITELY be on the American Ryder Cup Team - As Captain!!! He is an AMAZING guy. It will be a great Ryder Cup. At the invite of the PGA Tour, I will be there on Tournament Friday!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 23, 2025
The greatest and most beautiful fighter jet ever made —— F-22 Raptor!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 24, 2025
Did Wes Moore, the Governor of Maryland, lie about getting a Bronze Star?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 24, 2025
The Appellate Court removed incompetent Judge Engoron, but he refused to go, or even to acknowledge them. He’s a highly overturned, CROOKED Judge, who is retiring into a life of lawsuits, along with his Chief Clerk, soon! He is almost as Corrupt as Leticia James, but not quite!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 26, 2025
Congratulations “Cracker Barrel” on changing your logo back to what it was. All of your fans very much appreciate it. Good luck into the future. Make lots of money and, most importantly, make your customers happy again!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 30, 2025
Voter I.D. Must Be Part of Every Single Vote. NO EXCEPTIONS! I Will Be Doing An Executive Order To That End!!! Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill, And The Far Away Military. USE PAPER BALLOTS ONLY!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 30, 2025
Enjoy your Labor Day weekend. A big year ahead for the USA, maybe the BEST EVER, if the Tariffs are finally approved by the Courts!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 30, 2025
DC is virtually, in just 14 days, a CRIME FREE ZONE. The people living and working there are ecstatic!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Aug 31, 2025
Can you imagine being so stupid as to destroy one of the best areas in the United States by building Low Income Housing there? The people must be having a "fit."
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 2, 2025
I am thrilled to report that the U.S. Space Command headquarters will move to the beautiful locale of a place called Huntsville, Alabama — forever to be known, from this point forward, as ROCKET CITY. WE LOVE ALABAMA!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 3, 2025
As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 10, 2025
What’s with Russia violating Poland’s airspace with drones? Here we go!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 14, 2025
I would rather go to ribbon cuttings than to groundbreakings!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 15, 2025
“Too Late” MUST CUT INTEREST RATES, NOW, AND BIGGER THAN HE HAD IN MIND. HOUSING WILL SOAR!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 18, 2025
Our Raid on Chicago Illegals??? MAKE CHICAGO GREAT AGAIN!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 20, 2025
If Afghanistan doesn’t give Bagram Airbase back to those that built it, the United States of America, BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 22, 2025
TOP SECRET: We caught the Venezuelan Militia in training. A very serious threat!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 27, 2025
For those who are interested, and there aren’t many of you, Christopher Wray was recommended to me by Sloppy Chris Christie when Chris was in my “good graces” — which was a very long time ago!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 28, 2025
It was great being with King Charles, Queen Camilla, and the Royal Family!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Sep 28, 2025
Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 1, 2025
I really believe that Jerome “Too Late” Powell is an OBSTRUCTIONIST!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 7, 2025
Deranged Jack Smith got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. A real sleazebag!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 9, 2025
United States Ambassador Mike Huckabee is AMAZING! He worked so hard, and did so much, to bring about Peace in the Middle East. He has very quickly become a Great Man. Thank you Mike!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 14, 2025
Just got back from the Middle East. What a point in time it was!!! The crowd for Charlie K’s Presidential Medal of Freedom presentation is so big and enthusiastic that I moved it out to the new Rose Garden, where everyone can see the Presidential Wall of Fame and the Palm Court renovation. Enter through Main South Entrance.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 22, 2025
In addition to everything else, Tariffs on other Countries SAVED our Cattle Ranchers!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 22, 2025
Congratulations to Eric Trump — Such a Great Honor to be Number One!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 24, 2025
THE UNITED STATES IS WEALTHY, POWERFUL, AND NATIONALLY SECURE AGAIN, ALL BECAUSE OF TARIFFS! THE MOST IMPORTANT CASE EVER IS IN THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Oct 24, 2025
THE STOCK MARKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE BECAUSE OF TARIFFS!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Apr 28, 2026
Wow, that’s nice. I’ve always wanted to live in Buckingham Palace!!! I’ll talk to the King and Queen about this in a few minutes!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Apr 28, 2026
Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” They want us to “Open the Hormuz Strait,” as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation (Which I believe they will be able to do!). Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Apr 29, 2026
Iran can’t get their act together. They don’t know how to sign a nonnuclear deal. They better get smart soon!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · Apr 30, 2026
Great job by highly respected Navy Commander Kirk Lippold in interview with Jesse Watters on FoxNews. Very smart and insightful concerning Iran, and more. Thank you, Commander!